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liz: TV - UB: amanda. gene simmons!herosquad on January 26th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, I LOVE these! Seriously, Twilight (and all of the squealing little Edward Cullen fangirls) just needs to go away. It's like Anne Rice meets The Princess Diaries. Ew.

Basically, you're my hero. =) (I'm saving the first, I'll credit you when I use it.)
Rachel Smachel: paintmespotless/i feel like this everydafranlock on March 3rd, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
NO MAN, YOU'RE MY HERO!

FINALLY! I am not alone!

Edward is creppy. And the whole "glowing" thing in the sun is soooooo cheesy. I liked the good ol' days when vampires burned in sunlight. The books need a stake to the heart (and the Edward Cullen fangirls too)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on July 24th, 2008 09:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on December 17th, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on February 27th, 2009 10:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on March 19th, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
PLEASE - (Anonymous) on May 20th, 2009 12:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on March 31st, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
The gloves are off now
A few things that need to be set straight:

1) The "Twilight" characters are not cardboard. They are actually quite believable if you exclude the vampire thing. While I agree that Bella occasionally gets on my nerves with her whining throughout the series, I think that she has a fairly realistic point of view on the matter. Put herself in her shoes and try to imagine being in love with a boy who is dangerous but who has morals. Oh, and let's not try to forget the fact that at any time he COULD kill you. He just tries really hard not to murder. Wouldn't YOU have a love-hate relationship with him? (Love the boy himself, don't like the fact he thinks I smell like a buffet.)

2) Buffy and Angel are completely different from Edward and Bella - for one, Bella isn't a vampire hunter, and for another, Edward actually has DEPTH to his character.

3)I understand that everyone is entitled to thier own opinion, but I'd prefer that opinion against "Twilight" (no matter how much I believe it is entirely unsound) to at least be correct with legimate facts.
Rachel Smachel: kat641//football lovefranlock on April 4th, 2008 12:43 pm (UTC)
Re: The gloves are off now
Sorry about my angry rant. Just don't read it. Let's part in peace.
Re: The gloves are off now - (Anonymous) on January 5th, 2009 02:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: The gloves are off now - (Anonymous) on December 9th, 2009 04:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
seeyouupside on April 28th, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
I might enjoy Twilight...not. The only person I enjoy is Jacob in that whole series. I like Bella when she's with Jacob. Other than that, she's a whiny brat. She's Juliet? BAH! She's some whiny girl who NEEDS THERAPY. (actually I wrote a fic about her going to therapy & getting help.)

I'm not going to take a banner, but I commend you.

Twilight was something I never planned to read. In fact I was avoiding. My friend a B/E obsessor (and Jake hater) kept going on and on and I kept saying WHATEVER. until I made my uncle get me the series so she could STFU. I read it and thought to myself "WOW THE WRITING SUCKS SO MUCH." I could write better than Meyer. I mean, seriously! Thats bad...!

I commend you. and ♥ everwood/juno/anti twi.
Rachel Smachel: mandasmal//silly amy and ephramfranlock on May 2nd, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
Bella needs to shut up and get a personality makeover. EDWARD! EDWARD! EDWARD! I know he looks like a God/statue/angel but seriously CONTROL YOURSELF! And the glitter-y thing? How is that hot?

I read Twilight because I wanted to know what the big deal was...it's addictive but sooooooooo crappy/cliche.

I need to read your fic. Send me the link please - I'd love to read it!
(no subject) - seeyouupside on May 2nd, 2008 08:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
WHAT IS WITH THE GLITTER THING?! - sakura2811 on July 12th, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: WHAT IS WITH THE GLITTER THING?! - (Anonymous) on March 19th, 2009 08:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: WHAT IS WITH THE GLITTER THING?! - (Anonymous) on April 7th, 2009 12:54 am (UTC) (Expand)
satanictwin on May 1st, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha....ahahahahaha....must stop laughing.

These are great.

I guess I'm probably the stereotypical case of "My girlfriend is in love with fictional characters an therefore I feel threatened and must lash out" but...

Maybe if the characters she loved were a LITTLE less lame there wouldn't be a problem.

*wink*
Rachel Smachel: effulgent_girl//birthday anyafranlock on May 2nd, 2008 05:55 pm (UTC)
I feel for all the guys out there with their Edward obsessed girlfriends. I mean, what guy can glitter in the sunlight and look like a God 24/7?
(no subject) - lilithrain on February 21st, 2009 10:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
Scribscribjerky on May 4th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)
I think I love you.

I am so sick of the word dazzles.
Scribscribjerky on May 4th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
(Saved all of them, btw.)
(Anonymous) on May 8th, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
Anti Twilight ppl
PPL PPL PPL

These would be cool, if i didnt like Twilight. I can see your point, and im not obsessed, thank god. Those wierdos can be creepy... lol.
Yes Bella is not the most greatful person and can be whiny, but the books are still good. Have you read the host yet? maybe that one will be a more liked book for you...
Rachel Smachel: franlock//high school lovefranlock on May 8th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
Re: Anti Twilight ppl
I like reading the Twilight books don't get me wrong I just hate hate Bella and Edward together
and I don't think they are particually extroidinary. I really love Jacob and see them as fun gym books.
Re: Anti Twilight ppl - (Anonymous) on May 9th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Christy [popular slut club]: Dexterpellnell on May 8th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
I seriously love these things. I have not yet read the book, but from what I've heard, the novel is pretty god-awful.

Planning on making any anti-Twilight icons? Or know of any?
Rachel Smachel: mandasmal//silly amy and ephramfranlock on May 8th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
I'll make a batch soon! I'm glad you like them!
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on July 24th, 2008 09:49 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on March 19th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Victoria Bloom: [[Doctor Who]] - The Doctorvictorialupin on May 10th, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
I think I love you. ♥ I can understand that some people enjoy the books but I can't see how they can be anything more than a "guilty pleasure" at best. The people who think Bella and Edward are examples of well-developed characters baffle me. :\
Rachel Smachel: franlock//i made a t-shirtfranlock on May 16th, 2008 04:27 am (UTC)
I so agree with everything you said.

Yay! Rose! I miss her!
a girl as mad as birdsohtragedy00 on May 28th, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
THESE ARE BRILLIANT!
i cannot understand the love at all! its nice to know im not alone in the hating!
wimble_mimblewimble_mimble on June 26th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
*Thank you!*

I've avoided these books like the plague, not least of all because I tend to hate romance in general-- why would I want to read a paranormal romance?

But my friends just berate me, trying to get me to read them. >.> Although, I'm proud to say that I've still not read them up until now. I have a very slight urdge to see the movie, because Robert Patterson looks amazing in the (terribly annoying) avatars and banners I see floating around... but I don't want to give my money up to the Twilight craze.

Anyway, /slight rant against Twilight...

I really like those banners. :D
(Anonymous) on July 24th, 2008 09:44 am (UTC)
DIE ALL OF YOU HATERS
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEVV YOU DESERVE TO BE EATEN AND I WANT TO SAY ONE THING BUIFFY AND ANGEL EVEN TOHO THATS SWEET THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOO DIFERENT FROM BELLA AND EDWARD AND IF YOU DIS MY JASPER ILL DRAIN YOUR BLOOD RIGHT OUT OF YOUR BODY YOU STERIOTYPICAL VAMPIRE LOVERS GO DIE IN A HOLE WICH HAS BEEN COVERED WITH YOU IN IT SO NOBODY CAN SEE YOU FACE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel Smachel: mandasmal//silly amy and ephramfranlock on July 24th, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
Re: DIE ALL OF YOU HATERS
GET A LIFE.

Re: DIE ALL OF YOU HATERS - (Anonymous) on October 27th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: DIE ALL OF YOU HATERS - lilithrain on February 21st, 2009 10:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
xdreams_of_love: Joyxdreams_of_love on August 21st, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
OMG
You rock!!! I effing HATE those stupid books and the 12-yr-olds that are obsessed with them! They get WAY to much love!!!
Bree-Anna: Cedric Falls From Treexxxlaughterxxx on October 6th, 2008 12:29 pm (UTC)
Not taking any, but these are brilliant. People are just reading them now because it's a fad. Urgh, I really do not like Twilight. I mirror your icon, "Why Robert Pattinson, why?
gabzillaz: Neville is awesomegabzillaz on October 16th, 2008 05:07 pm (UTC)
Love tham 8D
Rachel Smachel: velore//preview to book sevenfranlock on October 17th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you like them! If you ever want to an icon/banner just send me a comment and I'd love to fix something up for you! Just send me some images and general direction of what you want.
(Anonymous) on November 11th, 2008 05:14 am (UTC)
-.- Ugh, Twilight = Vampires for SOBS. Honestly those little fans probably can't handle a REAL vampire story where they KILL PEOPLE omg! Yeah...and to think that its fans think that the characters are "so deep and complex!", If they saw a real complex character they would wet themselves.
n3l0_yz: Demon Dante x Vergiln3l0_yz on November 23rd, 2008 04:57 am (UTC)
lol. I love these. Twilight's characters are so one-dimensional.
I didn't past the first chapter, better yet. I barely got to page six and died of boredom.
*saves them all*
bellacullenxx on January 15th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
the books are good btw. and 12 year old shouldnt even be reading them. there to sexual for a 12 year olds mind.

ps im 18 and im one of the"obsessed fan girls". so instead of dissing us fan girls go get a life and stop making yours about hating twilight. if you hate it so much why go through the trouble of making banners of it. why cant you just let the people who do like it, enjoy it.

and also, i dont like it just cause its a fad...i didnt even know it was that popular until i looked it up on the internet and it was everywhere.
Rachel Smachel: franlock//ughfranlock on January 15th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
My life isn't about hating Twilight! I loved the Twilight movie! I think the book's are entertaining! I just can't take them as serious literature. I made these banners after everyone kept bothering me about not loving Twilight when it was soooo amazing and better than Harry Potter. These banners just another way to express my frustration.
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on March 19th, 2009 08:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on January 25th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
why i'm sick of twilight
I read all 4 books. I admit that book 1 and 3 were entertaining, but in the end I hate the series. I'm a true believer in "don't judge unless you try it" and I tried it and it sucks. Book 4 is probably what killed the whole series.
From what I got from Meyers writing, Bella is suppose to be a strong(will) woman, preparing herself for a fight, and laughing in the face of danger, but throughout the book, she is the damsel in distress.
Here is a good Anti-twilight article from BITCHmagazine. http://bitchmagazine.org/article/bite-me-or-dont
It opens up the mind.
Rachel Smachel: mandasmal//silly amy and ephramfranlock on January 26th, 2009 06:18 am (UTC)
Re: why i'm sick of twilight
That is a really interesting article! Thanks for sharing! I lived in Utah for a while and I totally agree with the whole "abstinence porn" bit.

I like the books but my like is very superficial. They kept my attention at the gym and gave me some serious LOL's.

I think it's scary when people take them seriously.
(Anonymous) on February 13th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
anti- twilight
i´ve seen twilight in cinema and these film has broken my b- day!!!!
my friends were enthusiastic, but i´m not!!!!! i hate these story of edward and bella, and i never wanna see that again!!
but in every german magazine are articles about that!!!!
i think The Dark Knight is a very randy movie and that´s what i love, not twilight, that´s too much love for me!!!!! i hate stories and movies like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGAINST TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilith Rain: There's nothing guilty about my pleasurelilithrain on February 21st, 2009 10:57 am (UTC)
Your banners are brilliant by the way.
Number 3 and the last one are my faves though they're all brill.

Blessed Be
Lilith.
brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttx_brittacular on April 16th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)
I thought I was the only Twilight hater! So nice to know I'm not alone. Will definitely credit if I use one.
(Anonymous) on June 9th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
I LOVE THESE BANNERS. WELL...DUHH TWILIGHT IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE THE NEXT HARRY POTTER.
I HAVE TO ADMIKT THE BOOK IS ADDICTIVE BUT THE MOVIE SUX. SPECIALLY BELLA AND EDWARD(KRISTEN STEWART AND ROB PATTINSON)I LIKE JACOB THOUGH
(Anonymous) on June 18th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC)
Oh... Bless You
These are hilarious. I really don't like these books...the messages I feel they send are just unacceptable. And I'm sorry, but the writing is just poor-quality -- I've heard it described as that of a wannabe writer stuck on week 4 of an 8-week writing workshop, and it fits. The addiction to boring "BE"-verbs is just painful.

Beyond that, Google the term "LDS Sparkledammerung" -- it's the take of an ex-Mormon on the Twilight "saga".

For those of you who just love these books, note that you're the ones screaming at those of us who dare commit the affront of disagreeing with you to "DIE". That's very, very mature of you fangirls -- seriously. How dare any of us have the temerity to disagree with you? We are simply mere peons, and it is you alone who have the Light.

Not. So we don't like these books. Why are you so wrapped up in what we think that you even care? Who exactly are we to you, that our distaste should hold such a sway for you? No one. So go like your Mormo-Victorian "saga" and leave *us* alone to disagree with you. And stop throwing the word "hate" around so much -- most of us don't "hate" Twilight. We just don't see what the big deal is and we're tired of hearing fangirls shriek.

Oh, and for the record, I dated a boy just like Edward once. After a while, being abused and raped just gets really old -- so think twice before you wish for Edward Cullen to sweep you away. You might just get what you wish for.